sakibatch:

jimmys face in the last frame tho omg

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

This dog is awesome

celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

pu-mpkin:

why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

shrineart:

quietzombiegirl:

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.

team-free-will-stole-the-tardis:

pornosophical:

jzanity1010:

dbvictoria:

More Disney Parks facts here

TREASURED GUEST

But how could you leave out this

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Johnny Depp is a treasure (no, not a treasured guest) and should be protected

connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

escapingthefarm:

spookyweenie:

the cat’s expression

HUMAN! You have finally learned how to hunt!  After I had given up all hope - you have finally learned!  This is the best gift ever!  WE SHALL FEAST TONIGHT. 

WE SHALL FEAST TONIGHT. 

ladymalchav:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

fangrrrling:

Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.

it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot

Ganesha:

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from the show:

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srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done

even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?